Mrs Hannigan’s Home for Girls

June 24, 2008

Is it an eating disorder?

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 8:25 pm

This occured to me when the Mom’s Talk Network website brought up this article about how Plus size clothing is easier to find these days.

In the article, it was like a good thing. I guess it is. I mean, we can’t all go around naked and we should try looking pretty

I just don’t know.

I’m all for:
Being happy with who you are
Being healthy and making smart food choices
Getting adequate exercise and walking rather than driving

I’m all against:
Getting a handicapped plaquard for obesity
Eating processed garbage foods instead of real foods
Drinking a day’s worth of calories in carbonated beverages

I don’t know if it’s right to glorify, even idealize an unhealthy body by saying things like “embrace your voluptuous self.” Confidence is important and all, but to be honest, I’d be a lot more confident if I didn’t have this extra 30 pounds. Sure, I wish I had clothes that fit but I’m not about to go buy bigger clothes so that I can be fashionable during this ugly time in my life.

Sure- I hear stories sometimes, from people who are overweight and say “I only eat healthy” but when I am at the grocery store, it’s another story. Chee-tos, pepsi, boxed cereals, TV dinners, chicken nuggets, crackers, chips, canned soups, frozen pies, donuts, boxed dinners, white breads, all that middle-aisles food that really isn’t “real.”

When I go out to eat, it’s the same thing. If I go out for fast food, or to a buffet, I look around at my fellow diners and they’re bigger, on average, than the people I see at a healthier restaurant. I can never finish a meal because I look around and see big people gobbling up big meals. Is it an eating disorder that I can’t swallow in that situation?

From the article;

Finding the perfect lingerie can transform your figure, so take a deep breath, grab a piece of negligee and head off to the dressing room. You can and will look fantastic in plus size lingerie.

I wonder what kind of lighting they use in there, because I can’t imagine feeling sexy with all these…. lumps on my legs and bum.

I think I’m going to hang that picture in my house to remind me to stop eating cookies so much. And walk more often. Because I don’t want to learn first hand about these plus sized clothing stores and I’m running out of things to wear.

And for the record, that is NOT me in the picture, even though our faces kind of look similar. I’m not that lumpy yet and I would never EVER be photographed in such a way. If I did, I might end up completely anorexic

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My Big Green Husband

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 8:20 am

Before I start- whew- it’s a good thing I didn’t get that iphone. I read today that it’s not working for women with nails because the touchscreen isn’t sensitive to nail pressure, it has to be an electromagnetic fingertip. Not that I have nails right now, but not being able to have them due to my fancy i-phone would suck. I’ll keep my blackberry, thank you.

About my green husband. He wasn’t like this when I married him, I swear. Not that I’m complaining or anything, It’s all quite smart.

He is plotting right now to alter our lawnmower engine to run on water. He’s watched the video on creating a fuel cell a thousand times. He’s done little experiments in the kitchen with water, batteries, metals, electrometers and other boy things. Once he masters the technique, he’s going to do the car. His goal is to get our house “off the grid.” He’s used that term like ten thousand times today.

We just saw the movie “The 11th hour.” I thought it would be all depressing, so I didn’t want to watch it, I just sat there in his office with my laptop working on my new website a top secret project. It was quite uplifting, though. Instead of feeling like “OMG we can never stop this stupid global warming thing let’s just suck it up and relax.” Which is my normal reaction to uncomfortable suggestions that we all go live in a cave and eat berries be environmentally aware; I watched the movie and felt quite empowered afterward. Not just because Leonardo DiCaprio is so sexy (Rose, I’ll never forget you…) but because the movie really helped me understand that it is possible to heal what industrialized life has done to the earth. I didn’t feel hopeless, it was empowering. whatever. watch it and you’ll know what I”m saying this is getting boring all this examining my emotions- sorry dudes.

I don’t buy the whole overpopulated business. I didn’t know the world’s population has doubled since like Kennedy or someone was in office. I really think the earth can support all these people if we just make LESS of an impact.

Luckily my cheap-ass lifestyle is fairly low impact. I cook from scratch, not a lot of extra packaging or factory emissions from our food (that’s 8 people eating green). I don’t buy local as often as I can, but I smile at the pregnant ladies and the vendors at the farmer’s market, that’s gotta help. We use cloth diapers. I hung stuff out to dry a while back. I drink plenty of water, even though it’s toxic. Sometimes, I walk to the store instead of driving. My kid splay with real potatoes instead of plastic ones. And I am sure that homebirth might have less of an environmental impact, aside from being such a fun way to spend the weekend.

Anyway- so Mr Green wants to form some kind of commune where nobody has to work, you just do what you want. Some people like to cook, so they can feed him. He’s going to take up fishing, in case people want to eat fish (he doesn’t like fish, but he likes the idea of sitting on a boat on the lake all day) If someone wants him to build faux finish walls (stone, brick…) he’ll do that, too and build things. If he feels like it. You have to apply, because we can’t just have a village full of toilet scrubbers (but we do need at least one) And this just cracks the surface of the degree of flipped he’s at. I love him dearly, and this is all very entertaining but somehow I always get stuck with the paperwork. I think I’d rather be the toilet scrubber.

I just wonder, instead of house-hunting on the west side, should I look in like Montana or something?

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June 23, 2008

Pregnant Ladies at the Farmer’s Market

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 12:04 am

Yeah- what’s up with that? I went to the Farmer’s Market every week when I was pregnant, but that’s just me. I must have seen like 30 of them this morning. Is it the food?

Speaking of- Chicken Kabobs went from $4 to $8 over the winter and someone is selling big fat braided pieces of fleece for $4 each as dog toys.

Vegetables were- eh- just what I expect in June here. Not much.

I love that everyone puts on their hippy outfit to wear to the Market. What’s up with that. I felt so out of uniform, in my Maternity Jeans and green T shirt. We live in the most - - not hippy- - town and yet every Sunday when the Farmers Market is open and every mid-July when the Folk Life Festival comes, and Thursday nights at Franklin park, everyone is suddenly wearing flowing skirts and tie dye. I’m just as guilty- flowing skirts are great when it’s 500 degrees out.

I saw a lot of baby slings and carriers, but I doubt there were any cloth diapers. And what’s up with - um - people who let their 4 yr olds wear high heels? Are they immune from bunions? Does it make their calves look sexy?

Sorry- I know I don’t normally talk this much smack but I’m kind of tired and hot and didn’t get any green garbanzo beans, just a few plants and the kids spent their money on McDonalds. Why can’t they buy like- spinach or something? Damn kids.

Thanks for the cheeseburger.

Shut up about the friggin’ corn thing, OK

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June 21, 2008

You crawled right past me today

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 7:23 am

What the heck was that? You wanted the My Little Pony toy your sister brought you. But you crawled past me. You inchwormed.

What’s up with babies? Why does it go by so fast? She did it. She crawled past me to get to a toy. Last week she got her bottom 2 teeth. In my book, that means it’s OK to start tasting foods. She’s had some mashed bananas and some cooked carrots. She loved them both. I think I’m going to bake some teething crackers for her, My husband gave her a pizza crust. I think my oldest was like 5 before she had white bread. It’s really easy to enjoy giving her food when she’s threatening to bite my boob. I screamed and she laughed. I made a scary monster noise and she laughed.

Today the dog was on the couch and she pulled herself up to stand so she could give him kisses.

Why do they grow so fast?

June 20, 2008

So if There’s Life on Mars, We Just Killed It

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 2:40 am

Nah- I don’t really know if that’s true, but it could be, theoretically I’m guessing.

The Mars Phoenix thing is up there, robotically digging holes on Mars and it stumbles across something… shiny. This thing takes pictures, too. It takes a picture. And before you can say “send a sample of this back to the lab” it up and evaporates. Go go gadget kill the last remaining life form on the red planet. Knowing that red and green are complimentary colors and quite possibly these underground underwater swimming martians know what causes autism. Wait- are we the blue planet? Because that would ruin my whole color theory. So much for learning it all in kindergarten.

June 18, 2008

Wordless Wednesday- A halo braid for my devilish daughter

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 8:46 pm

If my battery hadn’t died you’d be looking at pictures of her pulling it out screaming “I hate it, it looks stupid and horrible and hideous, you’re the worstest braider in the world. You probably ruined my hair ffoorrreevvveeerrr.” She was red faced with tears streaming down her cheeks and hyperventilating.

Later, she says “I’m sorry I freaked out, Mommy t was just (gasp) so (gasp) ugly I couldn’t handle it being on my head anymore. It’s not my style today.”
Thanks to


Wordless Wednesday- The Halo Braid

Filed under: Fancy Braids — mrshannigan @ 8:40 pm




June 17, 2008

Another list of Math-play websites

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 2:53 pm

I don’t know how many of these are repeats from the last math post I made, but here they are. Enjoy.

http://www.math-drills.com
http://www.allmathworksheets. com/?gclid= CLPm9KirqY0CFQXU hgodNCS0sg
http://themathworksheetsite. com/
http://www.active-maths.co. uk/index. html
http://www.cimt.plymouth. ac.uk/projects/mep/default. htm
http://math.about.com
http://nlvm.usu.edu/en/nav/vlibrary. html
http://illuminations.nctm.org/tools/index. aspx
http://www.cyanova.com/math/mathstax. htm
http://www.quia.com/jg/66145. html
http://www.mrkent.com/basicmath/math/multiply1. asp
http://naturalmath.com/mult/mult2.html
http://www.bigbrainz.com/
http://www.multiplication.com
http://www.aaastudy.com
http://www.mathsisfun.com
http://livingmath.net:80/
http://www.brainormous.com/
http://mythmaticalbattles.com/
http://www.funbrain.com/brain/MathBrain/MathBrain. html
http://pbskids.org/cyberchase/index.html
http://www.thetoymaker.com/Otter/Ottercarousel/1Browniemath/Brownieforest.html
http://www.timestales.com/
http://jmathpage.com/index. html
http://www.mathplay ground.com/ mathvideos. html
http://www.purplemath.com/modules/ coinprob. htm
http://www.321know.com/
http://www.activitiesforkids.com/games/grid.htm
http://www.activitiesforkids.com/words/money.htm
http://www.activitiesforkidscom/words/numbers.htm
http://www.kidzone.ws/math/
http://www.aleks.com/
http://www.algebrahelp.com/
http://www.brainbashers.com/ puzzles.asp
http://www.kidzone. ws/magic/card_trick_ 2.htm
http://www.dltk- kids.com/animals/mcircle_ frog.htm
http://www.iit. edu/~smile/ma9416.html
http://www.counton. org/
http://www.tc. cornell.edu/CTC-Main/ Services/ Education/ Gateways/
http://www.eyelid. co.uk/numbers. htm
http://www.edu. uwo.ca/essofamilymath/index. asp
http://www.scweb4free.com/worksheets/comparison6- 1.htm
http://homeschoolhelperonline. com/lapbooks/money.htm
http://www.mathfactcafe.com/home/
http://orion. math.iastate.edu/mathnight/activities/modules/
http://crazy4math. googolpower.com/
http://www.purplemath.com/modules/graphing. htm
http://www.hbschool .com/glossary/math2/
http://www.disney. go.com/hotshot/hsb.html
http://www.eduplace .com/math/mathsteps/
http://www.webmath. com/
http://people. clarityconnect. com/webpages/ terri/sites. html
http://everyschool. org/u/ohlone/admin/JIMS. html
http://resources. kaboose.com/ games/kid-math-games. html
http://www.syvum. com/cgi/online/serve.cgi/kmsl1/kgmat7. tdf
http://www.googolpower.com/video. php
http://www.mathgood ies.com/lessons/toc_vol4. html
http://www.inew. com/
http://www.globalclassroom.org/ecell00/javamath .html
http://www.arcademicskillbuilders. com/games. htm
http://www.amathsdictionaryforkids. com/
http://www.mathfactcafe.com/view/view. aspx?vid= 600&t=F&g= 1
http://www.interactivemathtutor.com/
http://www.dupagechildrensmuseum.org/aunty/index.html
http://www.kidskonnect.com/MathSites/MathSites. html
http://www.songsforteaching. com/mathsongs. htm
http://www.totallyfreemath.com/math.html
http://www.dositey.com/
http://www.math.com/parents/homeschool. html/
http://www.math.com/students/wonders.html
http://mathusee.com/drill. html
http://www.mathmastery.com/
http://www.aplusmath.com/Games/Concentration/Multiplication_ Concentration.html
http://naturalmath.com/
http://www.qbyte.org/puzzles/
http://www.oswego.org/ocsd- web/games/Mathmagician/cathymath. html
http://www.quia.com/shared/math/
http://www.poweroften.ca/
http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/rainbows/rainbow_paper_ craft.htm
http://rainforestmaths.com/
http://saxonhomeschool.harcourtachieve.com/HA/resourcelist.aspx?ca=Online+Activitie s&SRC1=28&SRC5=saxonhomeschool&SRC6= HSMath&SRC7= HS_01_MathK3
http://math.about.com/library/weekly/aa020502a. htm
http://www.superkids.com/aweb/tools/math/
http://www.gieson. com/Library/projects/games/matter/
http://www.homefires.com/articles/begin_teaching_ math.asp
http://www.teaching treasures.com.au/maths/Maths_more. html
http://www.dupagechildrensmuseum. org/aunty/pc106.html
http://themathworksheetsite. com/subscr/index.html
http://www.mms.gov/omm/pacific/kids/Tidepool_ Math/tidepool. htm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/numbers/wholenumbers/multiplication/timestables/index. shtml
http://www.allmath. com/metrictable. php
http://www.younginv estor.com/ kids/

June 16, 2008

Nano Technology Experiment failed. They fired me

Filed under: Dear Mrs Hannigan — mrshannigan @ 11:55 pm

We’re sorry to inform you that you’ve been disqualified from the nano-technology experiment.
Installing a camera on your forehead to take pictures through your eyes didn’t work out the way we planned.

We never imagined you’d actually stare at the woman who played with her tongue piercing like that for so long. What’s wrong with you. Maybe it was new or something.

And why was it that instead of flushing the blue poop, you called all the other kids into the bathroom to look at it?

We know you saw that sink full of dishes so many times. In fact, we saw you rearrange them so you could turn the water on. Frankly, we’re shocked.

Here at the Mommy’s Mind Institute of Technology, we envisioned mothers staring at their angelic sleeping cherubs, not at the behind of the 19 yr old boy in front of you at the grocery store. Yeah- right, you were reading the paper in his wallet. What is wrong with you, he was totally hot how did you not notice?

And what sort of town do you live in that everyone stops in the same lane at a red light. We were all rooting for you when you so boldly and repeatedly got to the front of the line when everyone else was stopped in the right lane. It must be frustrating to live in a town where you can never make left hand turns.

Thank you for your participation in this experiment. Instead of paying you we’ve decided to send you a bill, since we didn’t have a real contract anyways. After a year our accountants will charge it off and it won’t affect your credit score but it will give us a tax write off. And it’s not like you’ll notice the extra mail anyways. We didn’t see you check the mail all month.

But we did notice you lost 5 pounds. Way to go.

Sincerely
Nano-Photography Division
Mommy’s Mind Institute of Technology

Is it too late to be a mermaid when I grow up?

Filed under: Uncategorized — mrshannigan @ 2:40 am

I should check into the whole mermaid thing. When my sister and I were little we’d swim in our Grandma’s doughboy pool all day long. I once eloquently declared that we were “as brown as a paper bag” from the sun. “Let’s be mermaids” we’d say and try swimming with our ankles hooked together.

In fact, just last week at the hotel in Portland, my daughters and I were mermaids, although we weren’t nearly as cool as the girls from this Australian Tv show that’s been picked up by Nickelodeon (do they call it that anymore, or is it just Nick?)

Anyhow- the mermaid TV show H20 is awesome. I hate that the characters are young teens struggling with boyfriend/girlfriend issues, but honestly, it’s always tastefully done and gives us fuel for conversation. I think Australia would be like the worst place to be a mermaid, what with the Irikandji- deadly microscopic jellyfish- swimming around everywhere.

The girls are adorable. Why do magic girls always come in three’s? Phoebe, Prue & Piper, now Cleo, Emma and Rickey. Anyhow- I predict that H20 will become wildly popular because I love it. OK - oh I just remembered how out-of-touch I am with the rest of the world. Sorry girls, better find another job.

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