Ok so maybe yes I am the most dense person on the planet. I didn’t get it. Now I get it. My sister ran across a friend from High School at the mall. Friend is big on Myspace. Sister joined & called me all excited about how many old friends she has reconnected with. So I logged on (joined a long time ago, haven’t been back since). Added my sister, looked at her friends and saw someone I knew. So I added them & browsed through their friends & saw someone I knew. Went ahead & browsed through my whole high school class. That was fun. Damn, everyone looks so OLD.
And I kept looking at pictures saying “OOOhhh I know her… that’s…… that’s…. well it says her name is Jennifer (wasn’t everyone Jennifer?), but her last name was…… was…….. whatever. I remember her face, though. She sure looks old. Kids are cute.
I swear on all that is holy on the Internet that I will not make a stupid myspace layout that looks like shit with tiled background images that retract from the text and blind my aging readers. I will customize. Damn straight I’m going to customize. And in self defense, I will put on a background song. I disabled the automatic listening of background songs, though because that was annoying.