Mrs Hannigan’s Home for Girls

March 19, 2008

Sofa King Confused

Filed under: Current Events — mrshannigan @ 3:19 pm

My head is spinning, I feel like I woke up in another dimension. I even pinched myself. What would you do if you woke up to take your trash to the curb (Because as far as I know it’s Wednesday and I’m pretty sure Wednesday has been trash day for… um… all the years we’ve lived here. Anyway, it’s gone. My garbage can is empty. Last night I know I put a bag full of trash into it, and this morning the whole thing is empty. And the no-one else’s can is empty. Everyone else’s trash is out by the curb, full. Mine is empty.
Are we being stalked by potential identity thieves? Are we being investigated by the FBI? Are we victims of a clever raccoon?
So I googled the term “MY garbage disappeared” and it happened on 8-22-03 to some dairy farming girl. I sent her an email to see how it turned out.
I don’t want it back or anything. I just want to understand, I’m so very confused.

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