OK so the realtor is showing our house in 3 hours and My kids decided to turn on the hose in the backyard (because I wasn’t letting them dump out the toybox in the playroom again)
well- they created a mud pit and were very careful to keep their feet clean.
They knelt down in the mud to play with it with their hands.
Their feet are clean.
Oldest daughter is on a campout
Second oldest daughter is taking a shower (long grooming rituals for Drama Class)
So Basically the 7 yr old is “taking care” of the 5 and 2 yr old for me while the 6 month old naps (It’s her new hobby)
I’m only on the ‘puter because her naps always begin with a 30 minute drink. Otherwise I’d be yelling about the mud.
Instead I just locked all of the doors and when they’re finished with the mud I’m going to hose them down and put them in the car.
Nevermind that the car won’t start right now.
I’ll roll the windows down.
When the realtor comes I’ll put them in the stroller and we’ll walk to the park and I will be spared the mud-mopping today.
Sound like a plan? How fitting that today I discover this hilarious post from Motherhood Uncensored comparing motherhood to sorority hazing. Yeah- I hear ya, sistah.
